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The Bizarre Bodies at the Beach by Audrey Clementine

The Bizarre Bodies at the Beach by Audrey Clementine

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The glossy wedding venue brochure didn't mention ritual murders on the beach...

Misty Milton has the honor of planning a delicious wedding feast, and the small town of Quinn is buzzing with excitement.

Misty’s gourmet pet food service is booming - or it was until the arrival of an elegant new town veterinarian…

Tall, frosty and blonde, Dr. Dixie Carlisle looks set to get her manicured claws on Misty's boyfriend Hank.

Surely history can't be repeating itself?

But this snooty veterinarian isn’t the only fresh face in Quinn.

And out of six new arrivals in town, two of them are already dead.

Is the culprit a newcomer, or a local resident with a murderous grudge?

Infidelity, a shady adoption agency and a peculiar pastor, makes this a mystery that will truly test the bonds of trust and friendship across this sleepy seaside town.

Misty will need to rely on her feline sidekicks, Doofus and Floofus, more than ever to catch the culprit before another bizarre body appears on the beach.

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Edition Description

The glossy wedding venue brochure didn't mention ritual murders on the beach...Misty Milton has the honor of planning a delicious wedding feast, and the small town of Quinn is buzzing with excitement.Misty's gourmet pet food service is booming - or it was until the arrival of... 

Edition Details
Format:Paperback
Language:English
ISBN:B0BBY4HB6Y
ISBN13:9798848342581
Release Date:August 2022
Publisher:Independently Published
Length:218 Pages
Weight:0.48 lbs.
Dimensions:0.5" x 5.0" x 8.0"

 

A luxury honeymoon cruise. A game of cat and mouse with a serial killer.

The last thing Misty Milton wants on this trip is to unpack her special investigator badge.

But when the social media influencers on board drop like flies, she teams up with newlyweds Matt and Val and boyfriend Hank to catch this sea-bound serial killer.

It’s a race against time as the corpses continue to appear and everyone on board is a potential suspect.

Struggling with her toughest case yet, Misty fears this time she is way out of her depth.

Should she just hand in her badge and leave the investigation to the FBI?

Trapped at sea with her cats Doofus & Floofus, Misty has to find her sea legs fast to prevent more heinous homicides on the honeymoon.

The Curious Corpse in the Cavern: A Small


A luxury honeymoon cruise. A game of cat and mouse with a serial killer.

The last thing Misty Milton wants on this trip is to unpack her special investigator badge.

But when the social media influencers on board drop like flies, she teams up with newlyweds Matt and Val and boyfriend Hank to catch this sea-bound serial killer.

It’s a race against time as the corpses continue to appear and everyone on board is a potential suspect.

Struggling with her toughest case yet, Misty fears this time she is way out of her depth.

Should she just hand in her badge and leave the investigation to the FBI?

Trapped at sea with her cats Doofus & Floofus, Misty has to find her sea legs fast to prevent more heinous homicides on the honeymoon.

Town Cozy Animal Mystery (The Misty Milton Mysteries Book 1)


** Finalist in the Indie Cozy Mystery Tribe Book of the Year Awards **


Who thought Doofus and Floofus would be the best cat detectives in Quinn?

Starting over in a sleepy small town would never be easy, but Misty Milton’s gourmet cat food delivery business soon made her a hit with the locals.

Well, most of them…

Until her cats help a teenage couple uncover a curiously preserved 50-year-old corpse while hunting for fabled pirate treasure.

That’s when a tale of unrequited love, blackmail and murder rapidly unravels.

And if that wasn’t tricky enough, her bully of a husband has tracked her across five states, determined to drag her back to Kansas…

Can Misty and her feline sidekicks solve this decades old mystery before another murder shakes the community?

 

 

The Sneaky Seashore Slayer

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Misty Milton didn’t plan on rescuing kittens, 'borrowing' a vintage Mustang for a 1,700 mile road trip or befriending a faded rock star.

And she certainly didn’t plan on being accused of murder...

Misty needs a new start.

Fresh out of a break-up from her cat-hating husband of 25 years, she journeys from Kansas to the small beach town of Quinn, California with the hope of a new beginning.

A cute little chilled-out beach town.

The perfect place to raise her fur-babies, and start the gourmet cat food business she dreamed of.

But it seems someone in Quinn doesn’t like outsiders…

And when one of her wealthy clients is murdered, Misty finds herself framed for the crime.

With the help of her feline sidekicks, she must find the culprit and prove her innocence.

Or they’ll be next on the killer’s list…

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